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- 英文笑話:Heart Attack
- A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it. ...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Repatriation
- Recently three people were stranded out at sea - a Japanese， a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die. The Japanese was the firs...
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- 英文笑話:Black Condom
- A guy walks into a store and asks the salesperson "Do you have black color condoms？" Salesperson： "No sir， but we have other colors if you're interested". Customer： "No！ No！ I want black co...
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- 英文笑話:A Drunk
- Staking out a notoriously rowdy bar for possible D.U.I. violators， a cop watched from his squad car as a fellow stumbled out the door， tripped on the curb and tried 45 cars before opening the do...
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- 英文笑話:Three Words
- A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from he...
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- 英文笑話:Camel Condom
- Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain， so the old lady reached into her purse， took out a condom， cut off the tip and slipped it over h...
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- 英文笑話:Aids
- A woman is picked up by a basketball player in a bar. They like each other and goes back with him to his hotel suite. He removes his shirt and she sees that on this arm is a tattoo which re...
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- 英文笑話:Blondie
- Once upon a time， a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later， as she was driving around the countryside， she stopped her car to let...
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- 英文笑話:First Grade
- A first grader comes home and announces to his father that he had sex with his teacher. Well， his father's chest just swells with pride and he says to his son， "I was a freshman in college be...
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- 英文笑話:Pizza, Party & Moonlight
- Jenny was so happy about the house they had found For once in her life it was on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease As she watched her new curtains blow in th...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:A Nun
- One day Jim was walking through town and accidently bumped into a nun. The nun said，" Hello， my name is Ellen. Tomorrow I am going to be entering the convent， and I was hoping that you could s...
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- 英文笑話:Wrestling Hero
- Our story begins at the Olympics，， specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match， the American wrestler's tr...
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- 英文笑話:Stress Reliever
- Stress Reliever # 1 Hubby： You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why？ Wife： When there is a problem， no matter how impossible， I look at your picture and the problem di...
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- 英文笑話:Twisted Humors
- What is the definition of Confidence？ When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say， "You're next！"-------------------------- How are prostitution...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 黑英語(1)
- 黑英語―第一課 1.背口訣記單詞 有一個rat（老鼠） 非常地fat（肥胖） 跳進了vat（缸）* 偷吃了salt（鹽） 變成了bat（蝙蝠） 氣壞了cat（貓） 咬破了hat（帽子） 當成了mat（墊子） 2.識音標，記單詞 rat n....
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Psychic
- A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually， a voice comes， saying， "...
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- 英文笑話:Answering Machine
- Here are five funny phone answering machine messages： ?。╝）。 Hello， you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now， because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya lik...
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- 英文笑話:Austin Powers
- Pick Up Lines * I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. * （Lick finger and wipe on her shirt）Let's get you out of these wet clothes. * Nice legs……what time do they...
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- 英文笑話:Racial Discrimination
- The first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah， "What did you do at recess？" Sarah says， "I played in the sand box." Teacher says， "That's good. Go to the...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Divorce
- An old man and his young wife were getting divorce at a local court. But the custody of children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Swearing
- A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what？" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four year old...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Removable Parts
- A little boy went in and asked his mother if people had removable parts. 'Of course not' his mother replied 'why do you ask？'. The little boy answered 'Well I just heard daddy say to Uncle J...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 黑英語(7)
- 黑英語―第七課 被囚禁的大公雞 1.背口訣記單詞 有一個cock（公雞） 穿一雙sock（襪子） 想把人mock（模仿） * 腳被人lock（鎖?。? 找一塊rock（巖石） 狠狠地knock（敲） 把主人shock（震驚） 2.識音標，記...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Baby
- John went to his friend's house unannounced， and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room， so he said， "You can sleep on the floor in the liv...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 黑英語(8)
- 黑英語―第八課 不幸的蛇 1.背口訣記單詞 山里有只snake（蛇） 不知什么sake（緣由）* 一天突然wake（蘇醒） 趕快爬出lake（湖水） 口里咬著cake（蛋糕） 尾巴不停quake（發抖） 農夫拋下rake（耙子） *...
2018-12-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
