英文笑話:Austin Powers
Pick Up Lines
* I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
* （Lick finger and wipe on her shirt）Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
* Nice legs……what time do they open？
* Do you work for UPS？ I thought I saw you checking out > my package.
* You've got 206 bones in your body， want one more？
* Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money？
* I may not be the best looking guy in here， but I'm the only one.
* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher， have you seen one？
* I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
* Wanna play army？ I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
* I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug， so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
* Oh， I'm sorry， I thought that was a braille name tag.
* I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
* Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven？
* You might not be the best looking girl here， but beauty is only a light switch away.
* Are those real？
* You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
* I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles， and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
* If it's true that we are what we eat， then I could be you by morning.
* （Look down at your crotch） Well It's not just going to suck itself.
* You know， if I were you， I'd have sex with me.
* You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions？
* Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
* My name is （name）……remember that， you'll be screaming it later.
* Do you believe in love at first sight or should walk by again？ * Hi， I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
* Hi， the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
* My name isn't Elmo， but you can tickle me anytime you want to. * I know milk does a body good， but DAMN， how much have you been drinking？
* If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth， I bet we could do it in public.
* Wanna come over for some pizza and sex？ No？ Why， don't you like pizza？
* Baby， I'm an American Express lover……you shouldn't go home without me.
* Do you sleep on your stomach？ Can I？？？
* Do you wash your pants in Windex， because I can see myself in them.
* I lost my puppy， can you help me find him？ I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Submitted by Rostam
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