英文笑話:Psychic
A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.
The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually， a voice comes， saying， "Granddaughter？ Are you there？"
The granddaughter， wide-eyed responds， "Grandma？ Is that you？"
"Yes granddaughter， it's me." "It's really you， Grandma？" the woman repeats.
"Yes， it's really me， granddaughter." The woman pauses a moment， "Grandma， I have just one question for you."
"Anything， my child."
"When did you learn to speak English？"
Submitted by Adleen
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