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- 摔倒的女人
- It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate， a plump， middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind， lost her footing on the smooth...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我老婆這樣認為
- Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town， I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at the first house on that block. “Excuse me，” I said to him....
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 管道修理工
- My daughter Judy， who works for a plumbing company， found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work， she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her request was ignored. ...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 強悍的教師
- A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term， still with the cast under his shirt， he was assig...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我是警察
- When my husband， Jack， was a police officer， he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened， and they tore out into the yard...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 出差旅行
- On a business trip to India， a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel， where he was greeted by his hospitable Indian host. The cab driver requested the eq...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 找個工作
- One day shortly after I had come home from college， my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to return the tiny...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 十二張卡片
- My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards . “Here， write us a few lines ever...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 倔強的馬
- The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, he pronounced it comp...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我的室友
- My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class， but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for a certain book...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我無法停下
- The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her turn finally came， she stepped aside， sayin...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 大嬰兒
- “You'll have to take care of the baby today，” a woman told her husband . “ I'm not feeling well.” “Then you must stay in bed and rest， dear. ” her husband said. “I'll be pleased to loo...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她是左撇子
- A married couple， both avid golfers， were discussing the future one night. “Honey，” the wife said， “if I were to die and you were to remarry， would you two live in this house？” “I suppose so...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 花招
- A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, the man replie...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 梨子與李子
- I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented， “Oh， dear， I've charged you for plums instead of pears.” “What's the difference？” I asked. “W...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 叫我好找
- Once upon a time， there was a man who always forgot things. One day， he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time， he suddenly thought of hi...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 來龍去脈
- Although I had never met him， I knew that my grandfather had been five feet， six inches tall， while my stately grandmother stood five feet， eleven inches. As a teen-ager leafing through old photog...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 牧羊人與官僚
- A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd， “If I can guess how many there are， may I have one？”...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 法官的手槍
- One day Mel Martin stopped by the chambers of a judge with whom he had lunch appointment. As his friend changed from robe jacket， Martin noticed a shiny black pistol bolstered to the judge's sh...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 青蛙的電話
- A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told， “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . ” The frog says， “This is great！ Will I meet he...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你不要知道嗎
- I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was an elderly man who studied i...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有你教他真好
- While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students， another teacher walked by. The mother， remarking how beautiful the woman was， said， “If my son had her for a teacher， he wouldn't...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 請幫個忙
- The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs， so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answering calls， and at one point h...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有去無回
- My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper. Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used， I was concerned that the carrier would have trouble finding us. Sure eno...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 最后的生日
- When I was approaching 50， I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift. At first they proteste...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
