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- 1. If you stare at someone long enough，eventually you‘ll get what you want. 2. Don't go out without ID. 3. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap. 4. Always give people a friendly...
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- You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky，I guess. It gives my mother something to live for.更多 英語笑...
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- “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back？” “Yeah，I used to skip school a lot，too.” “Just leave all the lights on……it makes the house look more cheery.” “Let me smell...
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- Alive：Temporarily metabolically abled. Worst：Least best. Wrong：Differently logical. Ugly：Cosmetically different. Unemployed：Involuntarily leisured. Short：Vertically challenged. Dea...
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- 1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden. 2. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey‘s 900 number on your bill. 3. You find a stash of“Feline of Fortune”magazines behind the cou...
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- “January 1，2000，is a Saturday. So if the world comes to an end for a couple of days，it‘ll be OK. We’ve all had weekends like that.”――Reed Hundt，former Chairman of the FCC更多 英語笑話、英語...
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- Everyone needs a time-out now and then. 10. It takes 10 minutes to scroll through your bookmarks. 9. You find yourself racking your brain for new search subjects. 8. Instead of going...
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- AVERAGE： Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED： Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY： Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE： Opinionated. CHARACTER AB...
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- Rude Joke(1)
- TEACHER：What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested？ PUPILS：A teacher.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑...
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- A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with his obvious disability，he thought he‘d answer a help wanted sign he saw posted at his chur...
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- A guy coming out of the gym tells his friend：“I just lost 10 pounds！” His friend says：“Turn around；I think I found them！”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作...
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- Rude Joke(4)
- With high-definition TV everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑...
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- Rude Joke(5)
- Men's brains are like prison system：not enough cells per man.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Rude Joke(6)
- Man：Is this seat empty？ Woman：Yes，and this one will be if you sit down.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Salespeople Joke(1)
- A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs，it was obvious she was in...
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- Salespeople Joke(2)
- One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object.“What is that？”Mikey aske...
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- Salespeople Joke(3)
- A travelling salesman was passing through a small town in the West when he saw a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the stoop of his house. The little old man looked so contented tha...
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- Salespeople Joke(4)
- The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied“It‘s easy”and he pulled out his card table，setting his display of brushes...
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- Salespeople Joke(5)
- An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water.“What kind of salesman a...
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- Signs Joke(2)
- Sign on company bulleting board：“This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions，flying of the handle，running down the boss，flogging dead hors...
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- Signs Joke(3)
- A sign posted in a Dentist‘s office said： “Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- I saw a sign that said“Speed Bumps”?！ thought，my how times change！Speed used to kill.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Signs Joke(5)
- I was driving along the Stuart Highway when I saw a sign saying“Rest Area 50 Kilometers”and thought WOW that's big.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全...
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- Signs Joke(6)
- Sign seen in a veterinarian's office： The doctor is in. Sit. Stay.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Signs Joke(7)
- On the outside flap of the sign，it reads：The kitchen is close today on account of illness. Inside flap：I'm sick of cooking！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文...
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