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- 問得巧妙，答得機智
- Q： What's the difference between a monkey and a flea？ A： A monkey can have fleas， but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Man Vs. Woman Joke(32)
- A man not knowledgeable of antiques，or their history，was standing next to a woman who was looking at a century old painting. As she stood admiring the priceless painting she said to the man that...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(34)
- A husband and wife entered the dentist‘s room. He said，“I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. Just pull the tooth out.” “You are a brave man，”said the dentist...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Man Vs. Woman Joke(35)
- Heather：I noticed by this article that men become bald much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains. John：Yes，and I notice that women do not grow beards because of the int...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(36)
- A bechelor，just turned 40，began feeling desperate.“I went to a singles bar，”he told a friend.“walked over to this 20-year-old woman and asked，”Where have you been all my life？she said，“Theeting...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(37)
- “I thought you were going to marry Eddie？You said it was love at first sight.” “It was it was the second and third sights that put me off him.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(38)
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(39)
- 1.Happiness is only a shoe shop away 2.If you fart it is blamed on the nearest man 3.It is always the mans fault if the car goes wrong 4.Chocolate can really solve problems 5.You c...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Man Vs. Woman Joke(40)
- To everyone amazement the middle-aged spinster announced her engagement.“But I thought you said all men were stupid，”said one friend，“and that you‘d never marry！ “Yes，I did，she replied，”but...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Man Vs. Woman Joke(41)
- “I hear your husband is a linguist.” “Yes，he speaks three languages…golf，football，and baseball.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Man Vs. Woman Joke(42)
- A girl involved with the women‘s lib group boarded a crowded bus and one man rose to his feet.“No，No，you must not give up your seat. I insist，”she said. The man replied：“You may insist as much...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Microsoft Joke
- At a recent computer expo（COMDEX），Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated“If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has，we would...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Microsoft Joke (2)
- Bill Clinton，Bill Gates and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They‘re up in heaven，and God’s sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.“Al，what do you believe in？” A...
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- Microsoft Joke (3)
- Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon，they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says，“I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Microsoft Joke (4)
- One day，a Mechanical Engineer，Electrical Engineer，Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden，the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Microsoft Joke (5)
- If Microsoft Built Cars 1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason，and you would j...
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- Microsoft Joke (6)
- Overheard：Bill Gates talking with one of his financial advisor‘s…… Bill says，“You did what with my 150 million dollars？I said Snapple，not Apple！”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽...
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- Microsoft Joke (7)
- Explanation of Microsoft computer messages It says：“Press Any Key” It means：“Press any key you like but I‘m not moving.” It says：“Press A Key” （This one‘s a programmers joke. N...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Microsoft Joke (8)
- Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married？ The wedding was terrible，but the reception was excellent！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Military Joke(1)
- The Captain called the Sergeant in.“Sarge，I just got a telegram. Private Jones‘mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.” So the Sergeant calls for his morning...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Military Joke(2)
- A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of one American solider：“One American solider is better then 10 Taliban fighters”so the Taliban angry sent over ten of his...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Military Joke(3)
- One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don‘t speak the same language. For example，if you told Navy personnel to“secure a building，”they would turn off th...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Military Joke(4)
- One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don‘t speak the same language. For example，if you told Navy personnel to“secure a building，”they would turn off th...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Military Joke(5)
- During a simulated attack，the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy，as the sergeant calls it. Bawling out orders，he notices that one recruit shows little response.“You ther...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Military Joke(6)
- A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands，he...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
