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- Military Joke(7)
- “Well，”snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private.“I suppose after you get discharged from the Army，you‘ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave.”...
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- Military Joke(8)
- A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life. He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant. After application，Gen Grant began to move and soon was...
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- Military Joke(9)
- The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp，stated：“Today，gentlemen，I have some good news and some bad news. First，the good news Private Peters w...
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- Military Joke(10)
- Returning to West Point late one night，Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.“Halt and identify yourself！” “Jesus，Mary，and Joseph！”declared the startled woma...
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- Military Joke(11)
- During training exercises，the Lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck，sir？”asked the Lieute...
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- Military Joke(12)
- The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass，stainless steel，iron，and all kinds of metal，rock an...
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- Military Joke(13)
- During an army basic training，the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered，he sneered and said“you are all wrong，the army is now yo...
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- Military Joke(14)
- The new army recruit was serving his first guard duty. He did his best for a while but about 5 a.m. she went to sleep. When he opened his eyes he found the day officer standing before him. Rem...
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- Military Joke(15)
- During basic army training，a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.“But，sergeant，all circles...
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- Military Joke(16)
- During basic army training，a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.“But，sergeant，all circles...
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- Military Joke(17)
- After a hard day of drilling，the drill sergeant let the troops go.“All right，you idiots，report to the mess hall.”Everybody walked away，sweating and their heads down，thankful for the end of the ha...
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- Military Joke(18)
- Q：How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb？ A：At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge informa...
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- Military Joke(19)
- Said the officer to the soldier，“Private，why did you salute that refrigerator？” The soldier replied，“Because it was General Electric.” “And that jeep？”the officer asked. Replied the sol...
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- Military Joke(20)
- US Ship：-（at night）“Move out of my way” Canadian ship：-“No. We cant” US ship：-“Ours is an important big ship with attacking equipments” Canadian ship：-“We are a light house on a smal...
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- Military Joke(21)
- A Navy Officer was trying to make a phone call，but had no change，three Marines were approaching and the Officer asked one of them，“excuse me private do you have change for a dollar？”the private...
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- Musician Joke(1)
- A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer，but his performance simply didn‘t improve. Finally，before the whole orchestra，he...
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- Musician Joke(2)
- When Mozart passed away，he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later，the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noises coming from the area where Mozart was bur...
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- Musician Joke(3)
- Years ago，the Seattle Symphony was doing Beethoven‘s Ninth under the baton of Milton Katims. At this point，you must understand two things： 1. There‘s a long segment in this symphony where th...
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- Musician Joke(4)
- A tourist in Vienna goes through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around，so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is comin...
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- Musician Joke(5)
- A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over，a policeman asked，“May I please see your permit？”I don‘t have one，“confessed the musician...
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- Musician Joke(6)
- The doorbell rang，and the lady of the house discovered a workman，complete with tool chest，on the front door.“Lady，”he announced，“I‘m the piano tuner.”The lady exclaimed，“Why，I didn’t send for...
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- Musician Joke(7)
- 1st man：“My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o‘clock this morning！” 2nd man：“Did they wake you？” 1st man：“Nah……I was up playing my bagpipes.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、...
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- Musician Joke(8)
- Hey buddy. How late does the band play？ About half a beat behind the drummer.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Musician Joke(9)
- The choir had just come out of rehearsal.“Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home？”Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member，David Grey.“Yes，I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill...
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- Musician Joke(10)
- An eight-year-old kid says to his dad，“When I grow up，I want to be a musician.” The dad says，“I am sorry――can‘t have it both ways.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請...
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