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- Idiot Joke(3)
- A couple is in bed sleeping when there‘s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock，and it’s half past 3 in the morning.“I‘m not getting out of bed at this t...
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- Idiots Joke(4)
- There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole――he would dig，dig，dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole――fill，fill，fill. These two men worked furiously；one diggi...
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- Idiots Joke(5)
- Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family，but guy number two hadn‘t caught any...
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- Idiots Joke(6)
- Two buddies are fishing，but they haven‘t caught anything all day. Then，another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him“excuse me，but where did you get all those fish？” The...
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- Idiots Joke(7)
- One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened，he explained： “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentall...
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- Idiots Joke(8)
- A father and son went deep-sea fishing. Out at sea，the father sees his son drilling a hole in the boat，when asked what he was doing，the son replied，“there‘s water coming into the boat，so I made a...
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- Idiots Joke(9)
- Q：What is the height of stupidity？ A：2 men sitting on a motorcycle fighting for a window seat 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Idiots Joke(10)
- Two guys were fishing on the Ohio River. One catches the biggest catfish either one has ever seen. He says to his buddy，“We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again.”His budd...
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- Idiots Joke(11)
- Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58，000 cars out in the driveway.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Idiots Joke(12)
- A ventriloquist stops to entertain some people in a small town. He‘s going through his usual stupid George W. jokes，when George W. himself walks up.“I’ve heard just about enough of your deni...
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- Idiots Joke(13)
- Charlie took his girl friend to her first football game. They had really good seats，right above their team‘s dugout. At the end of the game，Charlie asked her if she liked it.“Yeah，it was great，...
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- Idiots Joke(14)
- A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag，the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wante...
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- Idiots Joke(15)
- An idiot decided to start a chicken farm，so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later，he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A m...
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- Idiots Joke(16)
- An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1. The fireman answers，“Yes may I help you？” The Antartican replies，“My house is on fire，come quick！！！” The fi...
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- Idiots Joke(17)
- Two cowboy ranchers in Texas，they each had their own horse，but they could never tell them apart. So the first cowboy said，“I‘ve got it！”The second cowboy said“What？”“I’ll shave the main on m...
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- Idiots Joke(18)
- Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed，they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-t...
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- Idiots Joke(19)
- Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second，“I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap.”...
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- Idiots Joke(20)
- Two Antartians were walking down the street. One stops and says，“Oh my god！！！A dead bird.”The other looks up and says，“Were，were？”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英...
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- Idiots Joke(21)
- Guidance Counselor：“Where do you see yourself in ten years？” Student：“In a mirror……duh.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Idiots Joke(22)
- - Daddy，daddy……Why is it that everyone calls me stupid？ - I don‘t know kid；I am not your daddy.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Idiots Joke(23)
- Ladies and Gentlemen，hobos and tramps，cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants，I stand before you yet sit right beside you to tell you a story I know nothing about. Admission is free；so pay at th...
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- Idiots Joke(24)
- Two antarcticans were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks. The first said，“You know，those look like deer tracks.”The other said，“No，silly，those are moose tracks.” They were...
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- Idiots Joke(25)
- A man，wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America，walked into the Branch and wrote“this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.”While standing in line，waiting to give his note to the teller，h...
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- Idiots Joke(26)
- Jeb and Jethro live in the hills，about 5 miles outside of town. Jeb asks Jethro to go in to town to pick up some lumber. Jethro walks the 5 miles to town to the local lumberyard.“Jeb says we‘...
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- Idiots Joke(27)
- An elderly lady decided she wanted the inside of her home painted so she looked in the newspaper and found an ad that said“no indoor house painting to small or large，call such and such number....
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