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- Insults Joke(7)
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer，is he？更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Judges Joke(1)
- A Charlotte，North Carolina man，having purchased a case of rare，very expensive cigars，insured them against……get this……fire. Within a month，having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars，an...
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- Judges Joke(2)
- A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his...
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- Judges Joke(3)
- A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.“If I lose this case，I‘ll be ruined.”“It’s in the judge‘s hands now，”said the lawyer.“Would it help if I...
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- Judges Joke(4)
- The lawyer was cross-examining a witness.“Isn‘t it true，”he bellowed，“that you were I given $500.00 to throw this case？” The witness did not answer. Instead，he just stared out the window a...
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- Judges Joke(5)
- Before a burglary trial，the judge explained to the defendant，“You can let me try your case，or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.” The man thought for a moment.“What are peers？”he...
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- Judges Joke(6)
- Judge：Haven‘t I seen you before？ Man：Yes，Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. Judge：Twenty years！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽...
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- Judges Joke(7)
- The judge frowned at the tired robber and said，“then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights？”“Yes，your honor.” “And why was that？” “Because my wife wanted a...
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- Judges Joke(8)
- Heckling in the courtroom had constantly interrupted the trial，and the judge had had enough.“The next person who interrupts the proceeding will be thrown out of my court！”he said severely，at wh...
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- Judges Joke(9)
- Standing before the judge during an alimony hearing，the man said，“As God is my judge，I do not owe that madwoman money！” The judge calmly replied，“He isn‘t. I am. You do.”更多 英語笑話、英語...
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- Judges Joke(10)
- “What is your occupation？”asked the judge.“I‘m a locksmith，your honor.” “And what were you doing in the jeweler‘s shop at three in the morning when the police officers entered？’”I was...
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- Judges Joke(11)
- What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom？ Answer：Odor，Odor in the court！！！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Judges Joke(12)
- At a court date the judge asked，“What makes you think the prisoner was drunk？” “Well，your honor，”replied the arresting officer，“I saw him lift up the manhole cover and walk away with it，and...
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- Judges Joke(13)
- “Guilty or not guilty of begging？‘asked the magistrate.”Nearly guilty，“said the beggar.”What do you mean，’nearly‘guilty？Asked the puzzled magistrate.“Well，your honor，I asked the lady for twe...
2018-12-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Kid Joke(1)
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal，its throat...
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- Kid Joke(2)
- It was the end of the school year，and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist‘s son handed her a gift. She shook it，held it overhead，and said，“I bet I know what i...
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- Kid Joke(3)
- Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way，they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts. When they could hold no mo...
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- Kid Joke(4)
- The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee‘s home phone number and was greeted with a child’...
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- Kid Joke(7)
- A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up，he couldn‘t quite reach it.The man decided to help the boy，walked up on to the...
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- Kid Joke(8)
- A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up，he couldn‘t quite reach it.The man decided to help the boy，walked up on to the...
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- Kid Joke(5)
- A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic，he said it was his mission. He kissed her once；he kissed her twice and said，“Now that‘s addition.”In silent satisfaction，she sweetly gave the kisses back an...
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- Kid Joke(6)
- Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys. So the boys parents decided to have their...
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- Kid Joke(9)
- Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied，“That‘s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”The next day，the pastor was ove...
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- Kid Joke(10)
- A policeman brought four boys before a judge.“They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo，your Honor，”he said.“Boys，”said the judge sternly，“I never like to hear reports of juvenil...
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- Kid Joke(11)
- His father sends a small boy to bed. Five minutes later…… “Da-ad……” “What？”“I‘m thirsty. Can you bring drink of water？”“No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes l...
2018-12-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
