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- Idiots Joke(28)
- This guy calls an Airline and asks“How long does it take to get from Boston to New York？”The rep says，“One min. please，”and the guy says，“Ok Thank you for your help”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話...
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- Idiots Joke(29)
- A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car...
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- Idiots Joke(30)
- Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to h...
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- Idiots Joke(31)
- There once was a“smart guy，”a“not that smart guy，”and an all round“not smart at all guy.”They were going to cross the Sahara Desert. The“smart guy”says，“meet here in an hour with somethi...
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- Idiots Joke(32)
- Ladies and Gentleman I stand in front of you，to stand in back of you，to tell you something I know nothing about. Last Night in the middle of the afternoon，just before Breakfast，an Empty Garbage tr...
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- Idiots Joke(33)
- A contractor hired two brothers to install home siding. He demonstrated the process and sent them off to their first job. Things were going smoothly when the older brother saw that his younger...
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- Idiots Joke(34)
- Out in the middle of nowhere a UFO drops out of the sky at a gas station，the aliens not concerned go out of the ship. The ship even has the letters UFO emblazoned on the side. While the owner o...
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- Idiots Joke(35)
- One friend to another，“My new horse is very well-mannered.” “That‘s nice.” “Yes，isn‘t it？Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first！”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑...
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- Idiots Joke(36)
- One friend to another，“My new horse is very well-mannered.” “That‘s nice.” “Yes，isn‘t it？Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first！”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑...
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- Idiots Joke(37)
- Two young idiots were camping out in the forest one night. But the mosquitoes Were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from getting bitten. The one of the boys saw...
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- Idiots Joke(38)
- You are blocking the way，sir，said the usher to a man sprawled in the aisle of a theater.“Please get up.”The man didn‘t move or reply. The usher called the manager over，who said，“I must ask you...
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- Idiots Joke(39)
- “What sort of an act do you do？”I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. “Anything else？” “Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth”。更多 英語笑話、英...
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- Idiots Joke(40)
- Two friends，John Jerry were on vacation in the isles of Fiji. While there they decided to go out fishing since hearing of the many great fishing spots. They rented a boat and left before sunris...
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- Idiots Joke(41)
- There was a man who always acted like he knew everything. On one occasion he accompany a friend to buy a computer. Looking at an optical mouse，his friend asks“Why use light when you can use th...
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- Idiots Joke(42)
- “I‘m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you，”said the judge to the prisoner on trial，“so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged.” “Oh，good，”said the prisoner，“does t...
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- Idiots Joke(43)
- There was an Antartian sitting on the living room floor painting with four coats on. When her husband got home he asked，“Honey，why are you wearing four coats and painting？”The Antartian replied...
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- Idiots Joke(44)
- A ventriloquist is working in a small rural town and during his show a local stands up and yells，“HEY YOU！ON STAGE！You been making smart-aleck remarks about us small-town folk being stupid all n...
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- Idiots Joke(45)
- “I used to be in show business. I had a very spectacular act.” “What did you do？” “I used to dive into a wet sponge from a height of fifty feet. But then I broke my neck.” “Did...
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- Idiots Joke(49)
- There were three idiots who were in another country and they didn‘t know the language. So they decided that they would go to the local village and they would each learn one new phrase. So the...
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- Idiots Joke(50)
- Dave and Tom are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite，Dave decided to row to the middle part of the lake；where they were very successful TOM：This is a great spot...
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- Idiots Joke(46)
- Q：How do you keep an Antartian busy for hours？ A：Give him/her a blank sheet of paper and tell them to write their name on the front.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關...
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- Idiots Joke(47)
- An antarctican goes into a restaurant，buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel-off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells，“I WON！I WON！I WON a mo...
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- Idiots Joke(51)
- A man took a bag of light bulbs back to the shop and asked for his money back，the manager asked，“why do you want your money back？The man replied，I planted every one of those light bulbs and not o...
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- Idiots Joke(52)
- Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to Mrs. Liventhal‘s classroom.“Mr. Smith，”said the teacher，“I asked Rick’Who shot Abraham Lincoln？‘and he said that he didn’t do it！” “Well，teache...
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- Idiots Joke(53)
- Two guys John and Dick were just about to go to sleep when they realized the gate to their car garage was not yet closed. Each one wanted the other to go and close it. Dick came with a solutio...
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