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- An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool，the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat，and her little girl...
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- Kid Joke(13)
- Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose，black eye，and torn clothing. It was obvious he‘d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up，he asked his son...
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- Kid Joke(14)
- The children had all been photographed，and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown...
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- Kid Joke(15)
- When the mother returned from the grocery store，her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.“W...
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- Kid Joke(16)
- Martin had just received his brand new driver‘s license. The family troops out to the driveway，and climbs in the car，where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediatel...
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- Kid Joke(17)
- A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it，pulls out a pistol，kills the waiter，and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartend...
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- Kid Joke(18)
- A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he‘d found a cat，but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead？”she asked her pupil.“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move，”answered...
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- Kid Joke(19)
- A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb，though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit....
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- Kid Joke(20)
- There was this tiger that woke up one morning and just felt great（yes，just like Tony the Tiger）。Anyway，he felt so good，he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him，“WHO IS THE MIGHTIE...
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- Kid Joke(21)
- A little boy went up to his grandfather and asked，“Grandpa，can you make a sound like a frog？”When the grandfather asked why，the boy replied，“Because daddy said when you croak we‘re all going to...
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- Kid Joke(22)
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with m...
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- Kid Joke(23)
- A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class，“If I sold my house and my car，had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church，would I get into Heaven？” “No！”the children a...
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- Kid Joke(24)
- A unit in sex education was about to begin，and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher，“My mom says I can take...
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- Kid Joke(25)
- A certain little girl，when asked her name，would reply，“I‘m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.”Her mother told her this was wrong，she must just say，“I‘m Jane Sugarbrown.”The minister spoke to her i...
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- Kid Joke(26)
- The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child‘s...
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- Kid Joke(27)
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to...
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- Kid Joke(28)
- A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.“Mommy，”she said，“can we leave now？” “No，”her mother replied.“Well，I think I have to throw up！” “Then go out t...
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- Kid Joke(29)
- A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons，Kevin，5，Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.“If Jesus were sitt...
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- Kid Joke(30)
- For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers，you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats： 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by na...
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- Kid Joke(31)
- A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures，tacked to a bulletin board，of the 10 most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed...
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- Kid Joke(32)
- At a wedding，there was a child that walked down the aisle. Every two steps he stopped，put his hands up in the air like claws，and gave a little roar. So it kept going. Step Step Roar，Step Step Roar...
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- Kid Joke(33)
- Dear Son， Your Pa has a new job. The first in 48 years. We are a little better，off now，getting $17.96 every Thursday. So we up and thought we‘d do a little fixin’up. We sent to Rosemont and...
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- Kid Joke(34)
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However，the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high...
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- Kid Joke(35)
- Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce，the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and...
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- Kid Joke(36)
- A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it‘s just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press th...
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