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- Marriage Joke(11)
- A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife：“Dear Husband，I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them？”The prisoner，knowing that the priso...
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- Marriage Joke(12)
- A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates，being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him，“Oh，is this place what I really think it is？It‘s so beautiful. Did I really make it to...
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- Marriage Joke(13)
- Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night，after dinner，he took off for the local watering hole，spent the entire evening there and arrived home，well inebriated，around midnight each night. H...
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- Marriage Joke(14)
- To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary，a couple returned to their honeymoon hotel. After retiring to bed，the wife said，“Darling，do you remember how you stroked my hair？”and so he stroked...
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- Marriage Joke(15)
- When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it th...
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- Marriage Joke(16)
- Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table，reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player...
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- Marriage Joke(17)
- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car，parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed t...
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- Marriage Joke(18)
- After a quarrel，a wife said to her husband，“You know，I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied，“Yes，dear，but I was in love and didn‘t notice it.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英...
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- Marriage Joke(19)
- A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife，“Dear，what would you like for your present？” Wife：I really don‘t think I should day. Husband：How about a diamond ring？ Wife：I don‘t c...
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- Marriage Joke(20)
- A married couple，both avid golfers，was discussing the future one night.“Honey”，the wife said，“if I were to die and you were to remarry，would you two live in this house？” “I suppose so - it‘...
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- Marriage Joke(21)
- At the gates to heaven a new arrival，George noted that there were two paths，one marked Women，and one marked Men. He took the later path and found that it lead to two gates. The gate on the right...
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- Marriage Joke(22)
- A man calls home to his wife and says，“Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We‘ll be gone for a week. This is a good oppor...
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- Marriage Joke(23)
- “Honey，”said this husband to his wife，“I invited a friend home for supper.” “What？Are you crazy？The house is a mess，I didn‘t go shopping，all the dishes are dirty，and I don’t feel like cooki...
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- Marriage Joke(24)
- Father：Don‘t you think our son gets his brains from me？ Mother：Probably，dear. I still have all of mine更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(25)
- Attending a wedding for the first time，a little girl whispered to her mother，“why is the bride dressed in white？”“Because white is the color of happiness，”her mother explained.“And today is t...
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- Marriage Joke(26)
- A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said，“He‘s 35 years old，6 foot 4，has dark eyes，da...
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- Marriage Joke(27)
- There was a rich man who was approached by a poor beggar asking for food. The rich man asked，“Do you smoke？I could give you some cigarettes.” The beggar responded，“No，I don‘t. I am just hun...
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- Marriage Joke(28)
- Bob：“So，you say that you won the conversion with your wife yesterday.” Joe：“Yes，she came crawling on her hands and knees.” Bob：“Really？What did she say？” Joe：“Come out from under the b...
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- Marriage Joke(32)
- A couple are reading the paper，the wife says：This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds！Her husband not to appe...
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- Marriage Joke(31)
- A guy gets home，runs into his house，slams the door and says，Honey，pack your bags. I won the lottery！“ The wife says，“Wow！That‘s great！I’m so happy！Should I pack for the ocean，or should I pack for...
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- Marriage Joke(29)
- Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says，“Darling，it‘s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her？She said she would like something electric.” Harry rep...
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- Marriage Joke(30)
- Over breakfast one morning，a woman said to her husband，“I bet you don‘t know what day this is.” “Of course I do，”he indignantly answered，going out the door on his way the office. At 10 AM，t...
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- Marriage Joke(34)
- A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife nothing but arguing and friction so he decided to consult a marriage counselor. After they had talked for a while，the counselor...
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- Marriage Joke(33)
- A newly wed couple had just had an argument coming home from the reception. Driving along in silence they pass a farm with all kinds of animals on it. Breaking the silence，the husband asks：“Rel...
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- Marriage Joke(38)
- A young man looking to get married asked his friend.“Every woman I bring home to meet my parents，my mother doesn‘t like.” “Oh，that‘s easy，”his pal replied.“All you have to do is find so...
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