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• 第一次與最后一次My First and My Last--雙語幽默笑話

  My First and My Last 第一次與最后一次 When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 喬治35歲時(shí)買了...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• Never Mind

  　　Never Mind　　A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.　　However, before the p...

  2018-12-08 英語笑話
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  趣味圖片英語笑話：drone 無人飛機(jī)（雙語）

  dave can no longer be in a relationship with you. he says that it is not you ...it's him...戴夫和你要分手，他說不是你的錯(cuò)， 是他……when drone are used in life's most risky situations...

  2018-11-02 英語笑話

• 沒有您喜歡的顏色嗎？(中英)

  　　Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today？　　Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.　　She did not drive fast，because...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話

• 英漢雙語笑話：你是正常人嗎?Are you a normal person?

  Are you a normal person?你是正常人嗎?During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well..." s...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話
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  政治錯(cuò)誤中的錯(cuò)誤--雙語幽默漫畫

  "And now they're telling me it's politically incorrect to use the term 'politically incorrect'!"現(xiàn)在他們告訴我用"政治錯(cuò)誤"這個(gè)詞是個(gè)政治錯(cuò)誤。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• Compliment

  　　"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I've just had a call 　　from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wret...

  2018-12-08 英語笑話

• 音響效果引起的錯(cuò)覺--雙語幽默笑話

  at the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldn't bother peop...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• 第58期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 在空中（1）

  第58期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 在空中 0519　　Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.　　"Let&...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• I Never Work after Supper

  A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning， he told the farmhand， "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field，， wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話