Marriage Joke(23)
“Honey，”said this husband to his wife，“I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What？Are you crazy？The house is a mess，I didn‘t go shopping，all the dishes are dirty，and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal！”
“I know all that.”
“Then，why did you invite a friend for supper？”
“Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married.”
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