Marriage Joke(28)

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　　Bob：“So，you say that you won the conversion with your wife yesterday.”

　　Joe：“Yes，she came crawling on her hands and knees.”

　　Bob：“Really？What did she say？”

　　Joe：“Come out from under the bed，you coward

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