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        你已經(jīng)盯著看了三個小時了

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           Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?

          Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.

          垂釣者:你已經(jīng)盯著看了三個小時了,你干嘛不自己親自釣?zāi)兀?/p>

          旁觀者:我沒那耐性。

            

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