Marriage Joke(20)
A married couple，both avid golfers，was discussing the future one night.“Honey”，the wife said，“if I were to die and you were to remarry，would you two live in this house？”
“I suppose so - it‘s paid for.”
“How about our car？Continued the woman.”Would the two of you keep that？
“I suppose so - it‘s paid for.”
“What about my golf clubs？Would you let her use them too？
“Heck，no，”the husband blurted out.“She is left-handed.”
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