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- Marriage Joke(66)
- Tired of having to balance his wife Lucy‘s checkbook，Bob made a deal with her；he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend h...
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- Marriage Joke(65)
- Q.Whats wrong when your wife nags at you in the front room？ A.You made her chain too long.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(64)
- Husband：Why can‘t you make bread like my mother？ Wife：I would if you could make dough like your father！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(63)
- Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage，the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year，the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year，they both speak an...
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- Marriage Joke(68)
- There are three rings in marriage： 1. The Engagement Ring 2. The Wedding Ring，and 3. The Suffer Ring更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(67)
- Two women were sitting together on an airplane. The younger woman turns to the other and says，“I don‘t mean to stare but your diamond ring is gorgeous. I don’t think I ever saw such a large...
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- Marriage Joke(70)
- Wife：I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream，would you，Dear？ Husband：Of course not，Darling. You may keep the $500.00更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英...
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- Marriage Joke(69)
- （This joke should be understood in the spirit that X‘tian marriages in our part of the world are almost always arranged，divorces are rare socially stigmatic. So spouses are tolerant） On the d...
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- Marriage Joke(72)
- A newlywed is trying to console his little bride，who sprawled，dissolved in tears on the couch.“Darling‘”he implored，“Believe me. I never said you were a terrible cook. I merely pointed out th...
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- Marriage Joke(71)
- A wife concern with her husband‘s driving said：“Dear，aren’t you driving a little too fast？ Her husband replied；don‘t you believe in a guardian angel？He will take care of us. His wife said：Yes...
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- College Joke(9)
- Q：What do college students and deer have in common？ A：They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語...
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- College Joke(11)
- College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason.“What kind of pie do you call this？”asked one student indignantly.“What‘s it taste li...
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- Clinton Joke (10)
- “Now my motto in life，”said the school chaplain，“is work hard，play hard and pray hard. How about you，Harriet？” “My motto is let bygones be bygones.” “That‘s good. Why did you choose t...
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- College Joke(12)
- A son is calling his mom from college，and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says：That‘s great honey！What kind of degree？And the son，almost squealing with excitement says：The b...
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- College Joke(13)
- “So，thundered Greg‘s furious father，”you have been expelled from college，have you？“ “Yes，Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關...
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- Computer Joke(1)
- Tech Support：“I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer：“Ok.” Tech Support：“Did you get a pop-up menu？”Customer：“No.” Tech Support：“Ok. Right click again. Do you see...
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- Computer Joke(2)
- Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Computer Joke(3)
- You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when…… 1. You wake up at 4 O‘clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back...
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- If Operating Systems Were Airlines
- DOS Air：Passengers walk out onto the runway，grab hold of the plane，push it until it gets in the air，hop on，then jump off when it hits the ground. They grab the plane again，push it back into the air，h...
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- Computer Joke(4)
- It says：“Press Any Key” It means：“Press any key you like but I‘m not moving.” It says：“Press A Key” （This one‘s a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the“A”key.） ...
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- Nearly one in five U.S.
- Nearly one in five U.S. workers claims to be in excellent health -despite being overweight, smoking, drinking too much or never exercising, according to a newly published survey. In the nation...
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- Computer Joke(5)
- An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn‘t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in，the technician asked her what happened when she pu...
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- Computer Joke(6)
- Customer Service Rep：Can you install LOVE？ Customer：I can do that. I‘m not very technical，but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first？ Customer Service Rep：The first step is to...
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- Computer Joke(7)
- New customer to Tech Support：“It says，hit any key and when I do that nothing happens‘。 Tech Support：Can you try again and tell me what happens？ Customer：‘Tried but nothing“ Tech Suppo...
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- Computer Joke(8)
- A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct，animal-friendly natural mini-habitats....
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