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- Elderly Joke(13)
- Three old timers chatting at restaurant！They sat down at a table while waiting to be served. One of them said；Hay Jake！Isn‘t this your 50th anniversary？Jake replies！Yep. Well，the old timer asked，wha...
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- Elderly Joke(14)
- An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She...
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- Elderly Joke(17)
- Maurice an 82 year-old man went to the doctor for his physical. A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later do...
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- Elderly Joke(15)
- A little old lady came home from shopping and found a robber in her kitchen. Scared and not knowing what to do，she raised her hand and quoted the Scripture“Acts 2：38.”The robber froze in his t...
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- Elderly Joke(16)
- A man was telling his neighbor，“I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars，but it‘s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really，”answered the neighbor.“What kind is...
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- Elderly Joke(18)
- Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time. One asked how the other‘s husband was doing.“Oh！Rodger died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a c...
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- Elderly Joke(19)
- Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren……all boys. The kids always wanted to play‘’war，‘’and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game....
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- Elderly Joke(20)
- An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man，“Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand？”The old man grabs the old woman...
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- Elderly Joke(21)
- Three sisters ages 92，94，and 96 live in a house together. One night，the 96 year old starts a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.“Was I getting in or out of the bath？？” The 94 year old yells...
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- Elderly Joke(22)
- This man comes through a door to the bar and slipped on a pile of crap，he mumbles and brushes himself off. He orders a drink and sits down. A few minutes later a younger man walks through the d...
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- Elderly Joke(23)
- A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she asks the bartender for a scotch and two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink，she says，“It‘s my birthday today，and I’m on the crui...
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- Elderly Joke(24)
- Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that，at her age，she should be giving some thought to what he called“the hereafter.”She said to him，“I think about it many times a day.” “Oh，reall...
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- Elderly Joke(25)
- Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week‘s vacation in Majorca.“I wish we’d brought the piano with us，”said Mr. Thorne.“Wh...
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- Elderly Joke(26)
- An old man is afraid that his wife is loosing her hearing. So，he walks up right to her ear and asks，“Can you hear me？”She didn‘t answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no a...
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- Elderly Joke(27)
- Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other，“Fred，how was the memory clinic you went to last month？” “Outstanding，”Fred replied.“They taug...
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- Elderly Joke(28)
- At a party an elderly lady was bemoaning the behavior of the youth of today.“Look at the girl over there，”she complained.“I don‘t know what young girls are coming to！She’s wearing boy‘s je...
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- Elderly Joke(29)
- An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.“Where would you like to sit？”he asked politely. “T...
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- Elderly Joke(31)
- An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist“Paint me with diamond earrings，a diamond necklace，emerald bracelets，a ruby broach，and gold Rolex.”“But you are not wea...
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- Elderly Joke(30)
- This police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for awhile he yells to her，“PULLOVER”。She replies，“No a pair of socks”。更多 英語笑話...
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- Elderly Joke(32)
- A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane，narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver，an extremely elderly woman，kept repeating，“He wouldn‘t let...
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- Elderly Joke(33)
- While on a road trip，an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal，they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving，the elderly woman un...
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- Elderly Joke(34)
- “Doc！”the man yells. I‘ve lost my memory！“ “Calm down，sir. When did this happen.” The man looked at him.“When did what happen？”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼...
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- Elderly Joke(35)
- “You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you‘re down there.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作...
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- Elderly Joke(36)
- An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn‘t any in the house.“He says，”I’ll go get some.“She says，”Vanilla with chocolate sauc...
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- Elderly Joke(37)
- Grandpa was driving with his 9-year-old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said，“I did that by accident.” She replied，“I k...
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