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- Waiter：And how did you find your steak，sir？ Customer：Well，I just pushed aside a bean and there it was！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- At a party the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next，she served some to a minister.“I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips！”he shoute...
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- Teacher：“George Washington not only chopped down his father‘s Cherry tree，but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him？” One Student：“Because George still h...
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- Entertainment Joke(21)
- A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his.“Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight.”When the landlord asked if it bothered him，he replie...
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- Entertainment Joke(22)
- A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing. He asked the store to...
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- The nurse burst into the doctor‘s office.“Doctor！She yelled，”you just gave a clean bill of health to Mr. Smith and…and he dropped dead right outside the door！“ The doctor jumped into acti...
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- 那就更糟了
- Policeman： Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch？ 警察：有人搶你的手表時(shí)，你為什么不呼救呢？ Man： If I had opened my mouth， they'd have found my four gold teeth. That wo...
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- Family Joke(1)
- Dear Dad，$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff，I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like，you can ju$t $end me a card，a$...
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- Family Joke(2)
- A couple，desperate to conceive a child，went to their priest and asked him to pray for them.“I‘m going on a sabbatical to Rome，”he replied，“and while I’m there，I‘ll light a candle for you.” ...
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- A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother. Brother 1：So how is my cat doing？ Brother 2：He‘s Dead B...
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- A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a“Living Will” “Just so you know，I never want to live in a vegetative state，dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle...
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- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand，clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade，the other five complete their playing...
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- During a dinner party，the hosts‘two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was ha...
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- One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside，still in their P.J.‘s，playing in the mud，with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all...
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- Chris had just turned 16 had long hair，and look like Joe Dirt. He went to his dad and asked：“Dad it is my 16th birthday！I would like you to by me a car for my birthday.”So his dad replied，“Son，I...
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- A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes，the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked：“Why do you have some grey strands in your hair？” ...
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- Two women ran into the court of King Solomon，fighting.“My daughter was to marry this man，but this woman claims that the man was to marry HER daughter！”one of them yelled.“There is a simple sol...
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- One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read，“……and so Chic...
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- One day a boy asked his grandpa“grandpa make a frog sound” The grandfather asked why？ The boy said，“Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑...
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- Family Joke(13)
- It is truly said that children brighten a home - they never turn the lights off.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Q：What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards？ A：A receding hairline！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Family Joke(15)
- “Dad，where did I come from？”asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have...
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- Family Joke(16)
- A brilliant magician was performing on an ocean liner. But every time he did a trick，a talking cat in the audience would scream，“It‘s a trick. It’s not magic. You‘re a big phony！” Then on...
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- Family Joke(17)
- A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn‘t unusual，nor was the travel bag she carr...
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- Family Joke(18)
- A family was having dinner and the little boy said，“Dad I don‘t like the holes in the cheese！”Well son，eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英...
2018-12-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
