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At a party the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next，she served some to a minister.“I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips！”he shouted. Hearing this，the first man poured his punch back and said，“I didn‘t know we had a choice！”
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