Family Joke(1)

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　　Dear Dad，$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff，I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like，you can ju$t $end me a card，a$ I would love to hear from you. Love，Your $on

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　　Dear Son，

　　I kNOw that astroNOmy，ecoNOmics，and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task，and you can never study eNOugh. Love，Dad

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