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- Elderly Joke(38)
- Lying on his deathbed，the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will.“I wish to leave everything I own，all stocks，bonds property，art，and money，to my wife. Howe...
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- Elderly Joke(39)
- One day an old lady and an old man were sitting on their porch when the old lady says“Hey pa，why don‘t you run down to the restaurant and get us some ice cream.”Pa said，“Ok I will go right n...
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- Elderly Joke(40)
- There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic“When I die I‘ll get it on my way up.”chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the...
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- Elderly Joke(41)
- The old man approached a young stranger in the post office and asked，“Sir，would you address this postcard for me？”The man gladly did so，and then offered to write a short note for the old fellow....
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- Elderly Joke(42)
- An elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a long divorce trial. The judge asked why they wanted a divorce after having been married for nearly 70 years. They answered：“We wan...
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- Elderly Joke(43)
- Grandpa：boy，how many miles do you walk to school？ Boy：about a half mile. Grandpa：when I was your age I walked eight miles to school every day. Boy，what are your grades like？ Boy：they are most...
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- Elderly Joke(44)
- A girl walks into a supermarket and asks the clerk，“Can I have a turkey for my grandma？”the clerk responds，“Sorry. We don‘t do exchanges.”更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，...
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- Elderly Joke(45)
- You know you‘re getting old when the“peeping tom”leaves a note saying：“PLEASE PULL THE BLINDS”。更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Elderly Joke(46)
- Matilda and Rosie were chatting one day. Matilda had recently moved to a retirement home. Rosie asked，“Matilda，how do like your new home？” “Oh，I love it，”answered Matilda.“there‘s so much...
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- Elderly Joke(47)
- There was a young woman who was very much interested in marrying this wealthy Old gentleman. After he proposed，she suggested，“we might even have some children！” The old gentleman replied，“Oh...
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- Elderly Joke(48)
- The frontier preacher was giving the traditional sermon on sin.“We should take all the whiskey and dump it in the river！”Back in the back of the church，a little old lady with a bonnet on stood...
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- Elderly Joke(49)
- Pointing to a super train set，an old man said to the shop clerk，“I‘ll take it.” “I‘m sure your grandson will like it，sir，”said the clerk.“I suppose you are right，”sighed the old man，“You...
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- Elderly Joke(50)
- An older man met an acquaintance and asked how his wife was：then，suddenly remembering that she had died，he blurted out，“Still in the same cemetery？”更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小...
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- Elderly Joke(51)
- An elderly man who denies he is being forgetful was asked by his wife to get a cup of coffee at midnight.“Oh sure my dear，and what else？”“That‘s it honey，the last time you got me a coffee，you...
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- Elderly Joke(52)
- An elderly couple，Marty and Helen，along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu，Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu.“What...
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- Elderly Joke(53)
- A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time. She said they still didn‘t fit.“Well，”said the dentist“I’ll do it again this time，but no more. There‘s no reas...
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- Elderly Joke(54)
- A senior couple decided to go shopping one day，and split their efforts by going separate ways. Near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch. As the woman was on her...
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- Elderly Joke(55)
- An elderly man constantly called his doctor at all hours of the day and night and would then keep him on the phone with a litany of imagined ailments. Finally the doctor could take it no longe...
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- 聽這樣language 多么不nice
- 不見不散》里葛優(yōu)的一句“瞧這house，very nice.”笑翻了所有看客，不知道馮氏到底要用這句話諷刺哪些人，反正從此后，筆者對(duì)中英文夾雜著亂說(shuō)一氣的行為，深惡痛絕。土洋結(jié)合，用好了叫做中西合璧，用不好就是四不像，小到...
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- Elderly Joke(56)
- There were three sons who wanted to get their mom a present for her birthday. One son decided that she wanted a bigger house and bought her a mansion. The second son decided that she didn‘t w...
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- Elderly Joke(57)
- “I hope this plane doesn‘t travel faster than sound，”said the old lady to the stewardess.“Why？” “Because my friend and I want to talk，that‘s why.”更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、...
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- Elderly Joke(58)
- As migration approached，two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south，so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage，the attendant noticed that they were carryin...
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- 想不到的事情總會(huì)發(fā)生
- 1. A cat may look at a king. 貓也可以看國(guó)王。 無(wú)名小卒也可以評(píng)論大人物。人皆可以為堯舜。不要因?yàn)閯e人的資格不夠老，或經(jīng)驗(yàn)不如你多，就不讓他發(fā)表意見。 2. A penny saved is a penny earned....
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- Elderly Joke(59)
- Two old buddies went fishing and one lost his dentures over the side of the boat in rough weather，so his prankster friend removed his own false teeth，tied them on his line and pretended he had c...
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- 想不到的事情總會(huì)發(fā)生3
- 從大腦里溜走了。 忘記了。沒記住。我本想告訴你，你的女朋友來(lái)電話了，但是我把這事給忘記了。I meant to tell you your girl friend had called, but it slipped my mind. 18. It takes two to tango....
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