Marriage Joke(64)
Husband:Why can‘t you make bread like my mother?
Wife:I would if you could make dough like your father!
更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)、英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)、英文笑話(huà)、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事,請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
幽默 笑話(huà)本文地址:http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/82177.html
相關(guān)文章
-
Doctors Joke (39)
A doctor examined a woman,took the husband aside,and said,“I don‘t like the looks of your wife at all,”“Me neither doc,”said the husband.“But she’s a great cook and really good with the ki...
2018-12-29 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
英文笑話(huà):Heart Attack
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it. ...
2018-12-26 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
英漢幽默故事選讀【69】
Stunning Reply My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like...
2019-01-06 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
Male Joke(23)
Jack:“My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John:“Is he feeling better now?” Jack:“No,he has a broken arm.” John:“How did he break it?” Jack:“Well,the doctor gave him a pres...
2018-12-31 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)精粹129:你一個(gè),我一個(gè)(中英)
One late autumn evening two boys, having collected sack full of chestnuts, decided to share them out in a graveyard. On their way in one of the boys dropped the sack and two of the cockers ro...
2018-11-01 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
看笑話(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)47:Honest?誠(chéng)實(shí)嗎?
聽(tīng)笑話(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)47:Honest?誠(chéng)實(shí)嗎?Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. 在動(dòng)物園,我無(wú)意中聽(tīng)到兩個(gè)學(xué)齡前的小男孩在聊天。"My name is Billy. W...
2018-10-31 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
初學(xué)者愛(ài)上英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)16:妻子的祈求(中英)
2.Wife's Begging妻子的祈求Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her be...
2018-11-07 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
英語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)帶翻譯:誰(shuí)會(huì)吃石頭餅?(雙語(yǔ))
A: “Rock pie”---that’s it!A:"石頭餅",就是這個(gè)。B:Who in their right mind would eat rock pie?B:哪個(gè)頭腦清楚的人會(huì)吃石頭餅?A:Nobody.I’ve entered a pie-throwing contest.A:沒(méi)有,我只是參...
2018-10-31 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)28
1. HIS FAULT Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 他的錯(cuò) 比利:媽媽?zhuān)ū却驂牧舜安AА? 媽媽?zhuān)核?..
2018-11-20 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
Programmers Joke(2)
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases,all data files,inclu...
2019-01-02 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
你可能感興趣
推薦文章
熱門(mén)瀏覽
- 2013新課標(biāo)卷II高考英語(yǔ)滿(mǎn)分作文
- 2014年12月大學(xué)英語(yǔ)四級(jí)作文預(yù)測(cè)范文:自動(dòng)取款機(jī)
- 2016黑龍江綏化中考英語(yǔ)作文題
- 2015山東東營(yíng)中考英語(yǔ)作文題目及范文
- 吹氣球(Blowing Balloons)
- 2018年12月大學(xué)英語(yǔ)六級(jí)作文連詞:表示時(shí)間順序
- 2018年6月大學(xué)英語(yǔ)四級(jí)寫(xiě)作模板:環(huán)境類(lèi)話(huà)題
- My Teacher-我的老師
- 我最喜歡的科目是數(shù)學(xué)(My favorite subject is math)
- 雅思寫(xiě)作復(fù)習(xí)經(jīng)驗(yàn)關(guān)于網(wǎng)購(gòu)話(huà)題的解析和范文