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- Marriage Joke(37)
- A posted in a couples home……“I am the boss of the house……I have my wife‘s permission to say so！！！”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(36)
- Over breakfast one morning，a woman said to her husband，“I bet you don‘t know what day this is.”“Of course I do，”he indignantly answered，going out the door on his way to the office. At 10 a.m....
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- Marriage Joke(35)
- A guy comes home from work，runs into the living room，and flops down in front of the TV. He quickly turns it on and starts flipping through the channels. His wife walks into the living room and t...
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- Marriage Joke(40)
- Wife：“There‘s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” Husband：“Water in the carburetor？That‘s ridiculous.” Wife：“I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” Hu...
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- Marriage Joke(39)
- A little boy says to his mother，“Mom，I‘ll be good for a dollar”The mother replies，“I shouldn’t have to pay you to be good，you should be good all the time” The little boy says，“OK Mom，I‘ll...
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- Marriage Joke(45)
- Wife：Let‘s go out and have some fun tonight. Husband：Okay，but if you get home before I do，leave the hall light on.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默...
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- Marriage Joke(44)
- The“car way”of telling how far the relationship is： ――Trying to impress the woman：unlocks and opens the door，waits for her to get inside，closes her door behind her ――Dating：the guy unlo...
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- Marriage Joke(42)
- A man went into a dentist and said“how much will it cost to have teeth taken out”“$90”said the dentist“that‘s ridiculous”said the man.“I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60...
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- Marriage Joke(41)
- Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said“I died of cancer.”The second man said，“I died of Tuberculosis”。The third man said“I died of seenus...
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- Marriage Joke(49)
- A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said，“This is what I want to print：Bernie is dead.”The man at the newspaper said，“But...
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- Marriage Joke(48)
- After a quarrel，a wife said to her husband，“You know，I was a fool when I married you.”And the husband replied，“Yes，dear，but I was in love and didn‘t notice it.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑...
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- Marriage Joke(47)
- A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending...
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- Marriage Joke(46)
- A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said： “We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a...
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- Marriage Joke(51)
- After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments，a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other‘s thro...
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- Marriage Joke(50)
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights，Eve became upset.“You‘re running around with other women，”she charged.“You’re being...
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- Marriage Joke(56)
- A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded“When...
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- Marriage Joke(55)
- A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.“Oh，we‘ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship，”the wife e...
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- Marriage Joke(54)
- A husband comes home and sees his wife painting the livingroom，but she had her raincoat and her fur coat on. He asks her why she has her coats on？She replies，“I read the can，and it said for best...
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- Marriage Joke(52)
- After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes. On the day of the wedding the young man...
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- Marriage Joke(58)
- “Now，that looks like a happily married couple.”Remarks the husband.“Don‘t be too sure，my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.”Replied his wife.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、...
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- Marriage Joke(57)
- If love is blind，and marriage is an institution，is marriage an institution for the blind？更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(62)
- A mother and daughter were out shopping at the mall. The mother saw an expensive fur coat and stated，“This year，I think I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me and I thi...
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- Marriage Joke(61)
- Husband is reading the news paper……wife comes in and says“honey I love you so much”and then she says“honey I wish I would be a newspaper so that you always hold me in your arms” Husba...
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- Marriage Joke(60)
- A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic wen...
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- Marriage Joke(59)
- Two men，both married，were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says，“You know，I think I would like to die before my wife” “Now why is that”？Asked the other.“Because if she‘s there when I...
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