Marriage Joke(62)
A mother and daughter were out shopping at the mall. The mother saw an expensive fur coat and stated，“This year，I think I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me and I think this fur coat would be perfect too.”
The daughter protested，“But mom，some helpless，poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this.”
“Don‘t worry honey，”says the mother，“your father won’t get the bill for a couple of weeks.”
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