英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Buy it,but don’t use it!買(mǎi)書(shū)，但不用!（中英雙語(yǔ)）
8.Buy it,but don't use it!
8.買(mǎi)書(shū)，但不用!
" This is the book recommended this quarter,”announced my political science professor on the first day of class. "However，we won't use it much, because my primary purpose is to teach you to think.”
“這段時(shí)間，我推薦你們用這本書(shū)。”政治經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)教授在我們的第一堂課上說(shuō)。“可是，我們這本書(shū)用得不多。因?yàn)椋业闹饕康氖窍虢棠銈冊(cè)鯓铀季S。”
Angered that my hard-earned money had been wasted,I raised my hand，”You mean I just spent$22. 50 on a book I won't need?"
聽(tīng)到這兒我感到很氣憤。難道我辛苦掙來(lái)的錢(qián)就這么浪費(fèi)掉了嗎?于是，我舉手問(wèn):“您是說(shuō)，我剛花了22. 5美元買(mǎi)了本我們不用的書(shū)?”
" Good，"replied the professor with a smile."Your re starting to think already."
“很好！"教授笑著說(shuō):“你已經(jīng)開(kāi)始思考了。”
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