英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Sudden turn 急轉彎兒（中英雙語）
51.Sudden turn
51.急轉彎兒
A guest of ours at the country club took a wrong turn and found herself in the menu's locker room. She encountered a burly man clad only in a towel and puffing on a cigar. "May I help youy"he asked."No，thanks,"she answered calmly. "I'm just looking for the non-smoking section."
在我們鄉村俱樂部里有位女客人，她拐錯了彎兒，發現自己走進了男子更衣室。碰巧撞到一個很壯實的男人。他裹著一條浴巾在抽雪茄.“我能為您效勞嗎?”他問.
“不，謝謝，”她平靜地回答。“我是在找一個無人抽煙的地方。”
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