幽默：給“年輕人”的忠告
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65， never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s， 80s， or 90s. So when something has to be moved， lifted or loaded， they yell，"Get the kid."
這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社區。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的干吧。”
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