Marriage Joke(44)
The“car way”of telling how far the relationship is：
――Trying to impress the woman：unlocks and opens the door，waits for her to get inside，closes her door behind her
――Dating：the guy unlocks her door and then goes around to his side to get in
――Engaged：The man opens his door leans over and unlocks her door and opens it.
――Married：The man gets in to the driver‘s seat，unlocks the doors，and says“Aren’t you getting in？”
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