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        • Political Joke(22)
            Q. What is a conservative?  A. A conservative is an X-liberal that got mugged.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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            Q:How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?  A:Two. One to change it,and another one to change it back again.  A:Four,one to change it and the other three to deny it.更多 英語笑...
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            America's First Law of Motion:  An object in motion tends to stay in motion,and an object tends to stay at rest,unless an external force acts upon the object. Meaning America tends to go its wa...
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            “Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards. If you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”――Ronald Reagan更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默...
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            Q:How many Stalinists would it have taken to change a light bulb during the first 5 year plan?  A:None,for if the light bulb needed changing then comrade Stalin――the most wonderous man alive a...
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            Question:What do you get when you play a country and western record backwards?  Answer:You get your dog back,your car back and your wife loves you again!更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語...
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            “What do you think of Red China?”One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.“Oh,I don‘t know,”said the other woman.“I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white table...
        • Programmers Joke(1)
            Q:How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?  A:None. They just declare darkness the standard更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全...
        • Programmers Joke(2)
            Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases,all data files,inclu...
        • Programmers Joke(3)
            Warning Signs of Insanity for Programmers.  1. You stay up all night coding only to realize that you haven‘t had any caffeine in about 6 hours.  2. You wonder why on earth anyone would ma...
        • Programmers Joke(4)
            How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb?  None.“We'll document it in the manual.” 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑...
        • Programmers Joke(5)
            Q:How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?  A:None,they send it a message,and it changes itself.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語...
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            Q:How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused?  A:Because Oct 31 = Dec 25(Octal 31 = Decimal 25)更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默...
        • Programmers Joke(7)
            How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?  472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle,one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb,one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.更多 英語...
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            Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in his or her shoes,and then when you criticize them you‘ll be a mile away and have their shoes!更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故...
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            A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket,surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer. The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young:“Quickly children,let‘s put our head...
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            A year ago,Hans Vonk conducted the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra in a production of Beethoven‘s Ninth Symphony. During the final movement of Beethoven’s Ninth,there is a large pause in the Orch...
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            Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants,a paper shirt,paper boots,and wore a paper hat?  The Sheriff arrested him for rustling更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續...
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            If quitters never win,and winners never quit,who made up the saying?  Quit while you‘re ahead!更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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            Two young skunks named -In-and-Out go out to play. after a while Out got bored so he went in. Mummy skunk said that tea was ready and sent Out,out to tell In to come in. very quickly Out came i...
        • joke(55)
            勢均力敵  有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠,所以她沖出屋子,搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒,她買了一只老鼠夾。店主告訴她:“放點奶酪在里面,很快你就會逮住那只老鼠的。” ...
        • Farmer Joke(16)
            A Texas Cattle Rancher and an Illinois Farmer were debating on who had the biggest spread of land. The Texas Cattle Rancher said,“I‘ll tell ya what son,my ranch is so big that I can get in my...
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            同樣的服務  有位結婚十年的男人,正向婚姻顧問請教。  “新婚時我非常幸福。在市區的商店里累了一天,回到家里,小狗圍著我又跑又叫,妻子忙給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋,妻子對我又喊又叫。...
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            我還不認識她呢  一對夫婦在公園里散步,發現一對年輕的男女坐在一條長凳上,動情地接吻。  “你為什么不那么做呢?”妻子說。  “親愛的,”丈夫回答說,“我還不認識那個女子呢!”  I Don't Know Her  A co...
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            班和笨驢  格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知:“勞里教授今天不見他的班級。”  一個學生讀了通知后,擦掉了字母“c”(lass:姑娘)。  后來勞里教授來了,也想開開玩笑,他擦掉了字母“l”(ass:笨驢)。  C...
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