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• 我們每次只聽一面之辭。

  A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."Can you h...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• An old man was dying of illness.

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  2018-11-18 英語笑話

• Adam and Eve 亞當和夏娃

  　　One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questio...

  2018-12-03 英語笑話

• 每日一笑(5.3)

  呵呵，抱歉啊，今天跑出去玩，所以回來晚了。。。 從明天開始就由清風代發幾天了哦，歡迎大家來支持哦。。。 Grandson 　　A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the re...

  2018-11-19 英語笑話

• 不老練的店員--雙語幽默笑話

  a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.一個胖女人走進服裝店。“我想看一件適合我穿的衣服，”她告訴店員說。"so would i," said the t...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• 好客 Hospitality

  　　Hospitality　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a p...

  2018-12-04 英語笑話

• 我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。

  After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume？”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00...

  2018-11-29 英語笑話

• 可我不用笑了明天我就走人了

  The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.When he no...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• Presents To Mother

  Presents To Mother 　　There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back togeth...

  2018-11-21 英語笑話

• 該我上課了

  　　On a snowstorm day, a college professor drove 75 kilos to teach only to find one audience in the classroom. Then, when he finished lecturing and was ready to leave, the person that has been si...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話