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• 英語幽默精讀【54】That's What They All Say

  　　While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who was playing with a neighbor's boy. The litt...

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• English Humor Part 8

  The Mystery of SuccessOnce I asked one of my friends about the mystery of her handsome and successful husband. This is her reply:“A wife with an unpleasant look can make he...

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• 對方慣用左手打球使得取勝困難重重。

  Tennis player Andy Murray recently said that beating an opponent in the Australian Open was tricky because “him being a lefty makes it tougher”. Why? Isn’t it just as ha...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 與您相識 深感壓抑--英文初學(xué)者的爆笑口誤

  剛來澳洲時，學(xué)習(xí)英文，經(jīng)常因為混淆的詞或概念鬧大笑話，下面是親身經(jīng)歷的幾例： 　　一、chicken與kitchen友人在某餐館做廚房下手，被洋朋友問及其工作時，答曰：“chicken hand”(雞手)，弄得洋朋友莫...

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• 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(8)：你的東西放到哪兒去了？(雙語)

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• 英文笑話:Jesus

  　　Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish：　　he went into his father's business he lived at home until the age of 33 he was sure his mother was a virgin， and his mother was sure he was God　　Three pr...

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• 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Change places 調(diào)位（中英雙語）

  42.Change places42.調(diào)位The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the whit...

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  趣味圖片英語笑話：cannibals 食人族（雙語）

  And you are sure that this is a really risky trip, and we only have food for 5-6 weeks?你們確信這是一次非常危險的旅行嗎？我們只有5 - 6周的食物。Polar expeditions have always been popular with c...

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• 中英雙語幽默小故事：翅 膀 Wings

  WingsThe fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• Beware of Dog

  狗Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside...

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