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- Marriage Joke(74)
- A man had just presented his wife with the fox coat she had been coaxing and cajoling him to by her for weeks. Now he was perplexed to see her examining it with a sad look.“What‘s the matter...
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- Marriage Joke(73)
- The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce.“Tell me explicitly，”the judge directed the woman，“what fault you have found with your husband.” The wife was exp...
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- Marriage Joke(75)
- One day a couple visited a marriage counselor about their children. The wife says to the marriage counselor“the only reason we are married because neither of us want custody of the children”...
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- A man has to wear three rings in his life - Engagement ring - Wedding ring - SUFFERING 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(77)
- Any married man should forget his mistakes，there‘s no use in two people remembering the same thing.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(78)
- Phil：Have you ever suspected your wife of leading a double life？ Ralph：You bet. Hers and mine！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Marriage Joke(79)
- Before the weeding day the groom told the bride：“I want you to be the major of the household to be making the major decisions I‘ll just make the general ones”The The bride，having heard that，ha...
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- Marriage Joke(80)
- A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven，so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough，after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the sp...
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- Marriage Joke(81)
- Mother：“I‘m afraid our son has decided to take up acting.” Father：“What‘s so bad about that？” Mother：“Well，he‘s gotten so big that whenever he appears in a play，he crashes right throug...
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- Marriage Joke(82)
- One day Mr. Jones was playing golf and died of an heart attack. Nobody wanted to tell Mrs. Jones. When Mrs. Jones got worried one of his friends told her that he lost 5，000 dollars playing poke...
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- Marriage Joke(83)
- A man gets married and shortly afterwards his wife dies. A friend tries to console him and asks，“What happened to your wife？” “She died of poison from eating mushrooms，”said the husband. T...
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- Marriage Joke(84)
- A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife has complained to him over and over that he never notices her anymore，and he denied it. When he comes through the door his...
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- Marriage Joke(85)
- A wife says to her husband one weekend morning，We‘ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning. Her husband replied Well，lots of dogs can do that. The wife responde...
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- A dollar per point 一分一塊錢
- A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. 一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。 Once...
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- Media Joke(1)
- Things learned from TV： All crimes are solved in 1 hour. The Good guy always wins. When you‘re trapped，you always find a way out. A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds. ...
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- Media Joke(2)
- Did you hear about this new movie？ It‘s about a guy who is terrified of addition problems…… ……“The Fear of all Sums”……更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(1)
- It‘s all in the punctuation： An English professor wrote the words，“Woman without her man is nothing”on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote：“Wo...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(2)
- FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use“fine”to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of th...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(3)
- Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(4)
- MAN： 1）Pull up to machine 2）Wind window down 3）Insert ATM card，enter PIN 4）Retrieve cash 5）Drive away WOMAN： 1）Pull up to machine 2）Open door（too far away from machine） 3）Search...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(5)
- A man placed an ad in the classifieds：“Wife wanted.” The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same：“You can have mine.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(6)
- A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.“I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look，”she said.“What’s your secret for a long happy life？” “I smoke three...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(7)
- A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said，“This is quite a predicament. We should drin...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(8)
- A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie，“I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii.”The genie said，“I'm sorry，but that’s going to be ve...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(9)
- Subject：Computer Hard and Software： Dear Tech Support： Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took...
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