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- John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John‘s seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an...
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- A young man，who was also an avid golfer，found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast，he could get in 9 holes before he had to head hom...
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- Earl and Bob，both obsessed with baseball，never missed their favorite team‘s game. They promised，whoever died first，and went to heaven，would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseb...
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- While sports fishing off the Florida coast，a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim，but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing o...
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- At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear. The judge asks the baby bear：“do you want to live with papa bear？”The baby bear replied：“No he be...
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- Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few…… When he gets there，he discovers there isn‘t anybody else around，and he has the entire course to himself…...
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- After Florida coach Steve Spurrior passes away and enters the Pearly Gates，God takes him on a tour. He shows Steve a little 2-bedroom house with a faded UF banner hanging from the front porch....
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- Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant，“whew，that was so hard.”The second replied，...
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- This was one of my dad's favorite jokes： Emmitt Smith died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates，St. Peter was waiting for him and issued Emmitt an invitation to play for the HF...
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- 4 baseball fans want to show their teams that they‘re each the biggest fans in the world，so they decide to climb the biggest mountain they can find. The first one to the top is a Braves fan，and...
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- A guy took his girl friend to her first Longhorn football game. They had great seats right behind their team‘s bench. After the game，he asked her how she liked the experience.“Oh，I really like...
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- Two golfers met at the club.“I heard about your terrible tragedy last week，”said one.“Yes，”said the other sadly，sipping his drink.“I was playing a two-some with Winthrop，and he dropped dead o...
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- Panting and perspiring，two men on a tandem bicycle at last got to the top of a steep hill.“That was a stiff climb，”said the first man.“It certainly was，”replied the second man.“And if I hadn...
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- Mike Tyson's new slogans： If you can't Fight Them！ Bite Them！ If you can't Beat Them！ Eat Them！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- A game warden noticed his elderly neighbor was going fishing every mourning without any fishing tackle only a silver lunch box. When he returned in the evening he would always have a stringer...
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- A Nail Or A Fly？ An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the mom...
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- I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carria...
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- Chaude and Cold A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water." "But, Monsieu...
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- A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when...
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- New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and...
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- A Bad Impression Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the...
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- Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well a...
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- Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent t...
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- Reminder In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were...
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- Imitate Birds A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do？" asked the producer. "Imitate birds," the man said. "Are you kidding？" answered the producer, "People like that...
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