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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【10】
- What Will Be the Headline When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident,...
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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【8】
- Where Do You Want These Blinds A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could a...
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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【7】
- I'm Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer it A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could...
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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【6】
- We're on That Mountain Over There My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off cours...
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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【5】
- An Adult Decision The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he shoul...
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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【4】
- What Grade Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant...
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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【3】
- The Attraction of the Map Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson, he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was Jack's turn, he to...
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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【2】
- I'll Keep it on My Floor My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of ――until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment....
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- 英漢幽默故事選讀【1】
- Two Tickets Please A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two...
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- 搞笑短信：你的發(fā)音很標(biāo)準(zhǔn)
- Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. 你的英語發(fā)音...
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- 啤酒是洗頭用的
- Beer for washing hair Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she wou...
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- 圣靈的感悟
- Word of inspiration Jake had been an observant catholic and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their priest, to be with them. As the priest stood next to the bed, Jake's condit...
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- 頭腦清醒五秒鐘
- This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5……4……3……2……1…… >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦！！！更多 英...
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- 他是大人物嗎
- Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him. Jack: He must be very important. Tom: Not really――he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關(guān)...
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- 此處禁止停車！
- 這是一個禁止別人停車的告示，從內(nèi)容來看屬于詛咒類了，不過老外在詛咒別人的時(shí)候和我們還是不同的，一起來看看吧 wrath: 憤怒,激怒,猛烈的力量,神譴 shoelace: 鞋帶 rabid: 猛烈的,熱烈的,急進(jìn)的,狂怒...
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- “English”的發(fā)音決定了我的命運(yùn)
- 在學(xué)校學(xué)英語的時(shí)候，發(fā)音我們都覺得很難，就拿“English”這個單詞來說吧，最初它的發(fā)音我們都習(xí)慣用漢語來標(biāo)注。 一個同學(xué)把他說成“應(yīng)給利息”，
一個同學(xué)把他說成“陰溝里洗”，
一個同學(xué)把他說成“因...
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- 跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友
- No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother ―― then, she's bound to like her." So t...
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- 我們的浴室關(guān)了
- 在美說中式英語: "我們的浴室關(guān)了" 我們大學(xué)曾經(jīng)與美國一所大學(xué)的學(xué)生聯(lián)歡，大家談笑甚歡，意猶未盡，便邀請美國學(xué)生到我們的宿舍玩。走到半路，其中一個美國女孩問，“Where is the bathroom？”我好不納悶，她怎么會...
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- 你只是為了讓我感到嫉妒
- 你只是為了讓我感到嫉妒 Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe...
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- 爆笑英語情書
- 爆笑英語情書Dear wang litte girl:親愛的王小姐： （翻譯這句，我可費(fèi)了不少心思，中文直接用“親愛的”未免顯得肉中有肉，麻中有麻，還是老外開放，一般朋友也可以用dear，這樣自己的賊心可以得到滿足而又不唐突。“姐...
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- 那個“甜嘴”老公的真相
- 實(shí)情 Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie...
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- 瘋?cè)嗽?/a>
- 瘋?cè)嗽海ㄓ哪阋荒 ate one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice fr...
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- 我因?yàn)闆]做的事而受到懲罰
- Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But t...
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- 免費(fèi)理發(fā)
- 一天，理發(fā)師給一個牧師理發(fā)，做完之后牧師要付錢，理發(fā)師不收，說，“你在為上帝工作。”第二天早晨，理發(fā)師發(fā)現(xiàn)門口有人送了一打圣經(jīng)。 一個警察又來理發(fā)，理發(fā)師也沒收錢，說，“你是保護(hù)大眾的。”第二天早晨，理發(fā)師發(fā)現(xiàn)...
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- 那個男人到底是誰？
- After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
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