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- Cat, dog, god
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, give me a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me…… They must be gods！ A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live wi...
2018-12-12 英語故事_英文故事_英語小故事 -
- Can't milk a car
- "I don't want a car," said the farmer to the salesman, who has been trying to sell him a car for an hour. "I need a new cow." "But you can't drive a cow," said the salesman. "True. B...
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- What would you say to grandma?
- My three-year-old brother had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time my mom told him, she was very insistent. His response was, "yes, sir！" Since he was talking to my mom,...
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- Wrong number
- Ron had been talking on the phone for about half an hour before he hung up. His father said, "Wow！ That was short. You usually talk for an hour. What happened？" Ron replied, "It was a wrong n...
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- Skipped School
- Father: "I heard you skipped school to play football." Son: "No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it！“ 父親:“我聽說你翹課去踢足球了。” 兒子:“不,我沒有。我這兒有魚可以證明（我沒...
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- No Sale
- "Is your mother home？" the salesman asked a small boy. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, walking past him. The salesman rang the doorbell and got no response. He knocked once, then once a...
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- Come down quietly
- Teddy came thundering down the stairs. That made his father very angry. "Teddy！" he yelled. "How many times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly？ Now, go back up and come do...
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- Looking for the Seal
- When Judie and her mother returned from the grocery store, she pulled out a box of animal crackers. Then she spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What are you do...
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- A choice of weapons
- Little Peter came home from the playground. His nose was bloody. His eyes were black. His clothing was torn. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked him what happene...
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- A Sound Like a Frog
- A little boy went to his grandfather and asked, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog？" When the grandfather asked why, the boy replied, "Because Daddy said when you croak we're all going...
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- You Ask Him
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is very large, its throat is ver...
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- Stop Watering Hair
- Little Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast！ You need a haircut again." Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should...
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- Worried About Parents
- Jack and Tom are talking to each other. Jack says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom cleans the room and cooks for me the whole...
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- The Third Round
- A lady bought her son a bicycle. She was watching proudly as he rode around and around the block. On his first round he shouted: "Look, Mom, no hands！" The second time around: "Look, Mom,...
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- What should I do next?
- One day two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have stopped breathing. The other hunter soon took ou...
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- Have His Ear in My Pocket
- Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened？" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again？" asked his mother. "I'd know him an...
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- Hospitality
- The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese...
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- He Won
- Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny？ " Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. " Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen？" Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out...
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- A Good Boy
- Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday？" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother...
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- Drunk
- One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the w...
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- 4 - 4 = ？
- One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: "How much is four minus four？ " Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool！ You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, bu...
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- Sleeping Beauty(中英)
- A long time ago and far away there lived a King and a Queen .They were very happy ， for their first child， a girl ， had been born. " We must have a grand christening for her，" said the King ， wh...
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- A Story of Cinnabar 01
- In ancient China, most people were very superstitious. They didn't visit a doctor but went for a necromancer when they were sick. At that time the doctors couldn't treat mania and withdrawal b...
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- 不愿做國王的兔子
- Nothing stirred on the African plains. The sun glared down and Hare crept inside the cool hollow of a baobab tree for his afternoon nap. Suddenly he was wide awake. There was a boom, boom,...
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- 聰明的小裁縫
- The Clever Little Tailor Once upon a time there was a princess who was ever so proud: if any man came to woo her she would set him a riddle, and if he couldn't guess it he was laughed to sc...
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