一位前臺小姐的八級英語
一位前臺小姐的八級英語！
前臺小姐：“Hello.”你好
老外：“Hi.”嗨
前臺小姐：“You have what thing？”你有什么事？
老外：“Can you speak english？”你能講英語嗎？
前臺小姐：“If i not speak english, I am speaking what？” 如果我講的不是英語，那是什么？
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” 有沒有其它人會講英語？
前臺小姐：“You yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” 你自己看看，所有人都在忙，沒人有時間，你能等就等，不能等就走！
老外：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” 天哪，這里有沒有人能講英語？
前臺小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？” 你叫什么叫，安靜一點，你來這里有什么事？
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”我想找你們領導
前臺小姐：“Head not zai. you tomorrow come！” 頭不在，你明天來！
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