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自己做好準備
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽－我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。”
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧！”
Prepare Yourself
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading： “Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop.”
Two days later he received a response： “Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”
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