雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了③
Hubei province, China: Robber flushes diamond rings down the toilet.
中國湖北：強盜把到手的鉆石沖下馬桶
Zhou broke into a wealthy home and found two huge diamond rings. He decided they were too good to be true, so, like anyone with half a brain (yes, only half) he flushed them down the toilet. The robber didn’t realize that the jewels were real until after he was caught. Poor thing was “unable to stop sighing repeatedly.”
這位周姓盜賊闖進一家富人家、發現了兩枚巨大鉆戒。他當下認定它們太好、看起來不像真的，所以，就如同所有只有半邊腦子的人那樣（是，只有半邊腦子），他把它們沖下了馬桶。直到這名盜賊被抓、他才知道這些珠寶都是真的。這可憐的家伙“禁不住不停嘆息”。.
小編：想這笨賊自己肯定都恨死自己了，別的我們也不用多說。
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