服務員又給他送了一杯水。
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."
一天晚上,一個英國人從他住的旅店房間里走出來。來到走廊上,叫旅店的服務員給他拿一杯水來。服務員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間里,幾分鐘后他又來到走廊上,讓服務員再給他送一杯水。服務員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重復他的要求。半小時之后.這位感到驚訝的服務員決定問問房客要這些水干什么,英國人不謊不忙地回答:”沒什么.只不過是我的房間里起火了。
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