女生非常沒(méi)有安全感
有一對(duì)熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒(méi)有安全感,于是對(duì)著男友說(shuō):“SAY I LOVEYOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”
男的答道:“I T!”
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