您稱了您家小孩么？

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Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.

Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?
媽媽：我讓我小孩來買兩磅李子，你卻只給了他一磅半。
店老板：我的秤都沒問題的，太太。您稱了您家小孩么？

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