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        At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.
        What words do you know?
        Your purse or your life!

        法庭上法官正審問一個搶劫犯,由于該犯是一個不會說英語的外國人,審問很困難。你一點英語都不會說嗎?法官問。我只會說幾個詞。搶劫犯回答。
        你會說哪幾個詞?
        你是要錢還是要命!



                                                                   

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