我會去刷馬桶
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I'll clean the toliet bowl."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your tooth brush."
丈夫：“我對你發火時，你從不還擊。你是怎么壓住火兒的？”
妻子：“我會去刷馬桶。
丈夫：“那管什么用??？”
妻子：“我用你牙刷刷。”
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