他說他認識你
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said: "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells: "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says: "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?" The old man yells: "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says: "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells: "He said he knows you!"
一對老夫婦正駕車全國游，被公路巡警攔下來時，是老太太在開車。
警察問：“夫人，您知道您超速了嗎？”老太太耳背，掉頭問老伴：“他說啥呀？”老伴大聲說：“他說你超速了！”
巡警又問：“我可以看看您的駕照嗎？”老太太又掉頭問老伴：“他說啥呢？”老伴大聲說：“他想看你駕照！”老太太把駕照交給警察。
巡警說：“我知道您是從阿肯色來的，我在那兒待過一陣兒，還和一個我見過的最丑的女人相過回親呢。”老太太掉頭問老伴：“他說啥呀？”
這回老伴大聲說：“他說他認識你！”
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