Only One Eye to Settle On（一眼就看中）英漢雙語笑話
The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"
"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.
Notes:
(1) go-between n.媒人
(2) settle on選定；決定 Exercises:
根據短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
?、?The girl was angry with the go-between for having cheated her.
?、?The girl married the one-eyed man.
③ The go-between hadn't told the girl the fact.
?、?The go-between thought that justice was on his side.
?、?The girl hadn't fully understood the go-between's words.
一眼就看中
姑娘找到媒人，說：“你欺騙了我。他的一只眼是假眼，你以前為什么不告訴我？”
“怎么沒告訴你？”媒人也不甘示弱，“你們第一回見面后，我就說，他一眼就看中你了?！?練習參考答案：
①T②T③F④T⑤T
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