初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話41：馬克?吐溫的領帶（中英）

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6.Mark Twain's Tie

馬克·吐溫的領帶

Returning from a visit with Harriet Beecher Stowe one day, Mark Twain was reprimanded by his wife for having forgotten to wear a necktie.

一天，馬克·吐溫從斯托夫人那里回來，妻子因為他忘記帶領帶出門而責備他。

Some time later a messenger arrived at Mrs. Stowe's door with a small package.Inside was a black necktie and a brief note: "Here is a necktie. Take it out and look at it. I think I stayed half an hour this morning without this necktie. At the end of that time, will you kindly return it, as it the only one I have. Mark Twain."

不久，一個送信的人來到了斯托夫人家門口，還帶來了一個小包裹，里面裝著黑色的領帶和一張便條，“這是我的領帶，請您拿出來看一看。我想今天早上我在您家停留廠半小時，沒有帶領帶。時間到了，能請您歸領帶嗎，囚為我僅此一條。馬克·葉溫。”

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