雙語笑話好朋友

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Jack and Ben are good friends. One day, they explore a forest together. When they go deep into the forest, suddenly they hear a sound.
“What’s that? The sound is so terrible.” Ben says.
“Oh! Bear! Look! A bear!” Jack says and climbs quickly on a tall tree.
Ben tries to climb on the tree. But he can’t. “What can I do? Help me please! “Ben says to Jack. But Jack does nothing.
The bear is coming. Ben lies down quickly and pretends to die. The bear looks at Ben and walking around him. Ben holds his breath. The bear smells Ben and thinks he’s dying, and then the bear goes away.
When Jack sees the bear going far, he slides down from the tree and wakes Ben. “What did the Bear whisper to you?” Jack asks Ben.
“A friend in need is a friend indeed?” Ben shouted.

    杰克和本是一對好朋友。一天，他倆結伴去森林探險。當他們深入森林時，突然聽到一個聲音。
   “那是什么？這聲音真恐怖?！北菊f。
   “啊！是熊！快看！熊！”杰克邊說邊迅速爬到身旁的顆大樹上。
   本試著爬在樹上，可是他做不到?！拔以趺崔k啊？快幫幫我？”本朝杰克喊道。可是杰克什么也沒有做。
   熊來了。本趕快躺在地上裝死。熊看看本。繞著他走了兒圈。本趕忙屏住呼吸。熊又低下頭聞了本，以為他死了，然后就走開了。
   杰克看到熊走遠了，他才滑下樹來，叫醒本?！靶軇偛鸥阏f什么了？“杰克好奇地文本。問題：熊說了什么？答案：患難見真情，O(∩_∩)O哈哈~

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