英漢幽默故事選讀【51】
The Story of a Snail
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."
Notes:
（1） snail n.蝸牛
（2） run over碾過（在地上的某人或某物）
（3） regain v.恢復(fù)
（4） consciousness n.知覺
（5） emergency n.緊急事件；緊急情況
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
① What did the snail do one day?
② What happened to him ?
③ Where did he regain consciousness?
④ Could he till remember what caused the accident?
蝸牛的故事
一個蝸牛過馬路，被一個烏龜從身上碾過。在急救室里它恢復(fù)了知覺，有的人問它事故是怎樣發(fā)生的。
“我記不起來了，”蝸牛回答說，“你瞧，一切發(fā)生得都太快了。”
練習(xí)參考答案：
① He crossed the road.
② He was run over by a turtle.
③ In the emergency room.
④ No, he couldn't.
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